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PEP an essential bookmark for professional engineers. <h1>Engineering information available in books, journals, magazines and online our range includes.</h1> Automotive Engineer, Engineering, Environmental Engineer, Global Automotive Network, ImechE, International Journal of Engine Research, Journal of Aerospace Engineering, Journal of Automotive Engineering , Journal of Engineering in Medicine, Journal of Engineering Manufacture, Journal of Engineering Triblolgy, Journal of Materials: Design and Application, Journal of Mechanical Engineering , Journal of Multi-body Dynamics, Journal of Power and Energy, Journal of Process Mechanical engineering, Journal of Rail and road Transit, Journal of Strain analysis for Engineering Design, Journal of Systems and Control Engineering, Mechanical Engineer Publications, Mechanical Engineering, PE Publishing, PEP, Proceedings of the Institution of Mechanical Engineers, Professional Engineering, The Imaging Science Journal, The Institution of Mechanical Engineers, The Learned Society. <h1>Publishing the latest news, views and technical information for professional engineers.</h1> John Pullin, Lee Hibbert, Neil Wilks, Helen Wraige, Chris Pope, Tristan Honeywill, Duncan Dowson, Alan Organ, Mike Neale, Cliff Matthews. <h1>Engineering Keywords - general</h1> Professional engineers do not have time to waste searching through irrelevant sites. 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To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. <h1> Comprehending Engineers - Take Three </h1> A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude! "The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greenkeeper. Let's have a word with him." [Dramatic pause] "Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greenkeeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind fire-fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?" <h1> Comprehending Engineers - Take Four </h1> There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multimillion-dollar machines. They had tried everything and everyone else to get the machine to work but to no avail. In desperation, they called on the retired engineer who had solved so many of their problems in the past. The engineer reluctantly took the challenge. He spent a day studying the huge machine. At the end of the day, he marked a small "x" in chalk on a particular component of the machine and stated, "This is where your problem is." The part was replaced and the machine worked perfectly again. The company received a bill for $50,000 from the engineer for his service. They demanded an itemised accounting of his charges. The engineer responded briefly: One chalk mark $1, Knowing where to put it $49,999 It was paid in full and the engineer retired again in peace. <h1> Comprehending Engineers - Take Five </h1> What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets. <h1> Comprehending Engineers - Take Six </h1> The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" 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